Emmanuelle Chriqui is fucking beautiful.  (Hollywood Tuna)
Amber Heard visits FHM and takes her top off.  That’s called being cordial, ladies.  (Egotastic)
I really have to get my ass over to Oktoberfest if there’s babes like these running around.  (COED)
6 Brainwashing Techniques They’re Using On You Right Now.  Dammit.  (Cracked)
The 10 Hottest Moments In Braless Celebrity [...]

Mila Kunis busts out some super awesome cleavage.  (The Superficial)
Diablo Cody needs to shut the hell up.  (WWTDD)
Guitar Hero is going to pimp out Jimi Hendrix for their next game.  (Ultimate-Guitar)
Jennifer Aniston’s nipples are trying to cut through her bikini again.  (Egotastic)
Jessica Simpson’s ass used to be what dreams were made of.  (College Humor)
Petra [...]

Emmanuelle Chriqui is freaking gorgeous. (Hollywood Tuna)
Jessica Simpson’s ass says hello.  It probably should’ve gone to the gym first.  (Egotastic)
Retailers in the UK have started Metallica’s Death Magnetic a day ahead of schedule.  Unfortunately, I live on the opposite side of that big expanse of water.  (Ultimate Guitar)
Jenna Dewan decides a bikini is proper [...]

There were some photos out a while back showing Gisele in a photoshoot.  The big hoopla over the photos was that Gisele’s ass was on display and it was some dude’s job to rub oil on it without getting arrested.  Anyway, the official photos from the photoshoot have finally showed up in V Magazine, and [...]

Ok, so that vessel may not be a super oil tanker, but my concrete scientific research that I have yet to start is not finished, so until then, we must play it safe and assume that JLo’s thunderous glutes are about to devour 300,000 tons of oil-hauling steel.  If this is the case, does that [...]