Los Angeles prosecutors let Chris Brown know that he isn’t nearly famous enough to get away with beating the shit out of your girlfriend, and then threatening to kill her.  Us:
He is facing assault by means likely to create great bodily injury and criminal threats.
If convicted, he faces four years and eight months in state [...]

So, the story in the post below this post turned out to be a complete fucking hoax.  What a stupid bitch.  CNN reports:
A Republican campaign worker who told police she was assaulted by a man angered by a John McCain sticker on her car admitted she made up the report, the Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, assistant police [...]

John McCain supporter, Ashley Todd, said she was brutally attacked at an ATM two nights ago after an alleged Obama supporter noticed a McCain/Palin bumper sticker on her car.  Todd said she was punched, kicked, and had a ‘B’ cut into her face with a dull knife by a dark-skinned man.  Pittsburgh police say there [...]

OK, I am 100% certain that every law enforcement official in Los Angeles received their license in a cereal box.  AFP reports:

Grammy-winning rapper Kanye West will not face serious charges over a scuffle with a photographer at Los Angeles Airport whose camera equipment was damaged, prosecutors said Friday.
The Los Angeles County District Attorney’s Office said [...]