Well, this is good news. For me. Because I can finally lay down my sweet moves. I totally have a legitimate chance at landing Bar Refaeli… Dammit. People:

On-again off-again couple Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli have called it quits once more, sources confirm to PEOPLE.
“They’re taking time off for the time being, they’ve split,” says [...]

Earlier I said that Megan Fox is the hottest person alive, but after viewing these ridiculously awesome Bar Refaeli pics I may have to change my tune. My penis and I sat down and had a long talk about this conundrum, and we agreed that the only way to solve this definitively is for Megan, [...]

And that’s really all you need to know.  I guess I could say how Bar Refaeli is ridiculously hot and shouldn’t be allowed to wear clothes — oh, and that Israel should use her as some sort of bargaining piece with Palestine.  See, United Nations?  Who’s the fuckin’ retarded jackass who will never be an [...]

Sports Illustrated gives us a video of Bar Refaeli explaining Bar Refaeli.  And just because SI is so awesome, there are plenty of video sequences of Bar jumping around in a bikini.

Sports Illustrated made the right choice selecting Bar Refaeli as this year’s cover girl.  (Egotastic)
Sorry, conspiracy theorists, but the Large Hadron Collider won’t be destroying the Earth until at least September.  (Geekologie)
Brooklyn Decker in nothing but bodypaint.  Also known as, “Awesome.”  (Hollywood Tuna)
Michael Phelps lost two-thousand dollars playing beer pong, which is exactly the [...]