In case you haven’t noticed, I’m kinda, sorta, somewhat of a liberal democrat, so imagine my delight when I learned that an SNL legend had returned to make Republicans look like goddamn fools.  Sure, a half-digested banana could just as easily mock that group of window lickers, but Dan Aykroyd is awesome and that’s all [...]

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Here’s to hoping this works.  I’m kinda, sorta getting sick and tired of our economy hanging onto the ledge by its fingertips while Republicans have their back turned.

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It’s nice having a President who can convey his thoughts without the added risk that he might fling his poop at you, or inadvertently start a war by pinning labels on certain regions.  It’s also nice having a President who has an idea of what he’s doing.  Anywho, if you missed [...]

Olivia Munn goes to Hawaii — she also brought her bikini.  (Egotastic)
Carbon neutral cellphones?  Alright then.  (Geekologie)
When did Hilary Duff get so hot?  (Hollywood Tuna)
Sarah Jessica Parker is moving back under her bridge.  (IDLYITW)
Investigations are currently underway to figure out if this amazing Jessica Simpson picture is the real deal, or just some evil [...]

So, the story in the post below this post turned out to be a complete fucking hoax.  What a stupid bitch.  CNN reports:
A Republican campaign worker who told police she was assaulted by a man angered by a John McCain sticker on her car admitted she made up the report, the Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, assistant police [...]