Well then. Megan Fox is still the hottest person alive. If you say different I will strike you in the testicles and/or ovaries. Except I will use my penis in my attempted ovary strike. It should be great fun. I’m pretty sure Megan would be up for it, as I can almost guarantee that she [...]

Doesn’t Lily Allen seem like she’s just one big bundle of awesome? She’s already from the UK — the greatest place on earth, which someone should lend me some money to move to — and she doesn’t seem to have any qualms about nudity, which bodes well for my plan of lots and lots of [...]

Continuing to show the world what a resounding success her “career” is, Kristin Cavallasomething went to the beach with her friends the paparazzi. There they took some publicity photos not staged in any way photographs. I assume these completely legitimate photos are meant to hype her joining of The Hills, but for the life of [...]

Vanessa Hudgens is easily the hottest lady chick from that crapfest known as High School Musical, and since that finally ended (it’s over, right?) I’m left wondering when Vanessa is going to shed her Disney corporate whore teeny-bop image.  I have a few suggestions as to how to go about this, and by a few, [...]

And that’s really all you need to know.  I guess I could say how Bar Refaeli is ridiculously hot and shouldn’t be allowed to wear clothes — oh, and that Israel should use her as some sort of bargaining piece with Palestine.  See, United Nations?  Who’s the fuckin’ retarded jackass who will never be an [...]