Well, we’ve reached the last model in this year’s collection of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue bodypaint models.  Previously, we had Brooklyn Decker, Jessica White, and Irina Shayk.  The final piece of the sexy puzzle (I spent thirty seconds trying to figure out exactly what I meant with that, but in the end I decided I [...]

Alright then, we’ve reached the third out of four of this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue bodypaint models.  Before Ms. Shayk, we had Brooklyn Decker, and Jessica White.  I’d just like to let it be known that if I ever run into three women who are as beautiful as these, and they are covered in [...]

I’ve decided to post all of the Sports Illustrated bodypainting videos/pictures in the coming days.  Yesterday we had Brooklyn Decker.  Today we have Jessica White.  After viewing both of these videos back-to-back, several times, I’m left with one question; Why in the hairy-nippled fuck has no one built a monument to Sports Illustrated, yet?  Do [...]

I just want to say that whoever decided to have Brooklyn Decker frolic about in nothing but bodypaint should be given a goddamn Nobel Peace Prize.
“Hey!  Morons!  Stop blowing each other all to hell!”
“No!”
“Brooklyn Decker.  Nude.  Bodypaint.”
“Circle jerk?  Circle jerk.”
[...]

Sports Illustrated made the right choice selecting Bar Refaeli as this year’s cover girl.  (Egotastic)
Sorry, conspiracy theorists, but the Large Hadron Collider won’t be destroying the Earth until at least September.  (Geekologie)
Brooklyn Decker in nothing but bodypaint.  Also known as, “Awesome.”  (Hollywood Tuna)
Michael Phelps lost two-thousand dollars playing beer pong, which is exactly the [...]