Boobs are fucking awesome.

Things to know about this video:
- Fergie saunters around in a bra.
- There’s some glow paint stuff towards the end.
- It has some scantily clad female ladies that Fergie proceeds to grind on.
- At about the 2:07-ish mark one of the girls’ shirts get pulled down to reveal an epic boob.
- There’s some dancing.
- Fergie [...]

So, just like in real life. Hot chicks come around and men turn into bumbling retards. How do you women not rule the world by now?

var VideoID = “4699″; var Width = 425; var Height = 344;
Katy Perry brought her boobs over to Complex, and they proceed to talk about them.  Surprising, right?  Anywho, since you people don’t care about words, and most of you can’t read, here’s Ms. Perry frolicking about in some suggestive attire.  And by “suggestive”, I [...]

I’m fairly certain I’ve said this before, but I fucking love the United Kingdom.  You have kick-ass football teams, Newcastle, the British invasion, and beautiful women who all seem to have huge tits.  Awesome.  Frickin’ awesome.  I’m going to buy all of a cake.