Marisa Miller is Pretty Much Naked in GQ

admin — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:51:21 +0000

There is no question that Marisa Miller is the hottest chick on the planet, and GQ seems to realize it, and by realize it I mean they have Marisa Miller frolic around nearly naked. Of course, they decided to keep it unsophisticated and not classy in the least by having Marisa cover up the naughty business, which is just stupid and unprofessional. Some people would call this set of photos the greatest display of heroics ever known, and some people would call that exploitation of women. I like to call that second group of people the “Fat Ugly Jealous Wenches Brigade.” I visited the United Nations last week, and before they threw me into a pile of horse poop I was successfully able to introduce my legislation declaring it a crime against humanity for Marisa to wear more than zero articles of clothing. They said it wasn’t legal because it was written in crayon on a McDonald’s napkin, but I have a good feeling about this.

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Photo: Hollywood Tuna, GQ

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Gisele Bundchen + GQ = Sextastic Good Time

admin — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:00:29 +0000

Ah, Brazil. What a country. They got their super long rivers, ginormous plains, gargantuan cities, enough animals that can kill you to conquer France, and have had to live next to their unruly neighbor Colombia for decades. Sure, Colombia throws some great parties sometimes, and has enough cocaine to kill a pod of Blue Whales, but you don’t really want to go over to their house when you have to be given a deep cavity search every time. But you know what the best part about Brazil is? They take all this in stride. Not only do they take it in stride, they give back to the community. And is there a better way to give back to the community than to keep breeding unimaginably hot supermodels year after year? No there is not you idiot. For example; Gisele Bundchen. Gisele has been the hottest woman on the planet for like a decade, and her latest spread her in GQ only strengthens her dropkicks to the rest of the world’s supermodels, even if Marisa Miller is starting to learn how to bob and weave. This got me thinking. Tom Brady is the luckiest bastard on the planet. He pretty much wins. “Who was your last boyfriend Gisele? Tom Brady? Mother fucker.” The only person that could come close to beating that son of a bitch is John Lennon. And he’s a little preoccupied at the moment. And Mark David Chapman is still an asshole. Goddammit, crazy people piss me off. What was I talking about again? Oh, right. Ladies and gentlemen, the “Boobs from Brazil.”

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Marisa Miller is Pretty Much Naked in GQ

Photo: Hollywood Tuna, GQ

Gisele Bundchen + GQ = Sextastic Good Time

Photo: Celebparasite