Holy Jesus fucking Christ on a stick. Someone needs to marry this chick and then dump her so she has something new to obsess over. I volunteer under the stipulation that she is always naked. If, god forbid, she has to leave the bedroom she must wear a skin-tight dress with her boobs pushed up [...]

This trailer looks pretty good, Brad Pitt has been nothing short of gold recently, and it’s Quentin Tarantino.  So I have high hopes for this movie.  Quentin has yet to live up to Pulp Fiction, but I could see this being in that caliber.  Don’t let me down, Quentin, or I will strike this match, [...]

Just when you think you’re among the quality people, someone comes along to put you back into your place.  Seacrest seems to have been on a roll as of late, too.  He…  Um… Did that one thing…  And that other show, over there…  OK, I admit it, I literally have no idea why Ryan Seacrest [...]

I should shorten that title, eh, fuck it.  Anywho, Brad Pitt is helping to further the marital causes of hot, busty lesbians that apparently don’t exist in the real world.  And dudes, too, I guess.  AP reports:

Brad Pitt has donated $100,000 to fight California’s November ballot initiative that would overturn the state Supreme Court decision [...]

Angelina Jolie continued to repopulate the entire Western Hemisphere by giving birth to twins, a boy and a girl, Saturday night by way of a caesarian section in Nice, France.  Rueters reports:
Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins, a boy and a girl, her doctor at a hospital in southern France said on [...]