Jolie-Pitt Expecting Twins – Bluto Devises Murder Plot

In what turns out to be very depressing to me, Brad Pitt has impregnated Angelina Jolie with twins and has caused me to buy a sniper rifle. People reports:

This time around will be double the pleasure for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, who are expecting twins.
Jack Black let the news slip while doing a [...]