Someone needs to explain to Harper’s Bazaar that this is not how you do a Scarlett Johansson photoshoot.  (Hollywood Tuna)

Nikkie Sanderson is new.  Someone should’ve explained to her that all new models are required to be naked.  (IDLYITW)

The Superficial’s gallery of Celebrity Plastic Surgery Gone WTF.  I think this was a bad idea.  (The Superficial)

Jane’s Addiction reuniting for a tour.  I am immensely indifferent.  (Ultimate Guitar)

When did Nikki Cox get molested by the ugly tree?  (WWTDD)

Wii Sports has knocked Super Mario Bros. off as the best-selling game ever.  (Geekologie)

A collection of 100 celebrity mug shots. (ABC Action News)

Damn, Carrie Underwood is fucking hot.  (Popoholic)

Break’s biggest gallery ever, again.  (Break)

Cheryl Tweedy is still hot.  (Popoholic)

Mila Kunis has good jeans — not to mention genes.  (Hollywood Tuna)

Hayden Panettiere flashes her boxer briefs.  It’s even less exciting than that sounds.  (IDLYITW)

Once again, Britney Spears is a MILF.  (The Superficial)

Now that Axl Rose is finally releasing Chinese Democracy, Dr. Pepper is still promising to give everyone in the States a free soda.  Of course they had to gay-up the process of getting said soda.  (Ultimate Guitar)

Vanessa Hudgens has learned her lesson from her naked pictures getting plastered all of the net.  (WWTDD)

Since the desert wasn’t hot enough, Christina Aguilera showed in in Abu Dhabi.  (Just Jared)

Break unleashes their biggest gallery ever.  (Break)

Oh look here, a Halloween themed Break Gallery.  (Break)

Blake Lively has been on a hotness roll lately, and this bikini sure won’t hurt.  (Egotastic)

And another Break Gallery.  (Break)

The answers to why ever Criminal in movies is a goddamn moron.  (Cracked)

Here’s a bunch of people who Tattooed Celebrities onto their bodies because they are stupid.  (Pop Crunch)

Amy Winehouse has an itchy crotch…  Please kill me.  (IDLYITW)

The Page 3 Girls sell some lingerie.  (The Superficial)

Joe Satriani says his new band sounds like early Led Zeppelin.  I call bullshit.  (Ultimate Guitar)

Paris Hilton is made out of porn.  (WWTDD)

Ana Beatriz Barros wears as little clothes without being nude as possible.  (Popoholic)

6 Saints Who Could Kick Your Ass.  (Cracked)

The USC Trojan Cheerleaders are really, really, really…  Really, hot.  (COED)

The Top 10 Outrageous Dubai Construction Projects.  (Ask Men)

It’s that time again, Break Gallery.  (Break)

David Blaine is not even trying anymore.  (IDLYITW)

I have no idea who Danielle Bux is, but I do know that she looks fantastic in lingerie.  (The Superficial)

Metallica sits atop the Billboard for the second straight week.  (Ultimate Guitar)

More Jessica Alba bikini goddness.  (WWTDD)

Aubrey O’Day’s boobs are fighting to get out of her dress; *sniff* brave little big fellas.   (Hollywood Tuna)

Top 5 Yankee Stadium Moments.  (Bush League)

In case you were wondering how to buy lingerie, Jayde Nicole is here to help.  (Spike)

Maxim was kind enough to throw together the Most Gratuitous Horror Movie Nude Scenes.  (Maxim)

Further proof that Rich People are dicks.  Unless of course I become rich, than we are cool.  (Cracked)

Jamie Lynne Spears‘ breast-feeding pictures have turned into a federal porn investigation.  Dun-da-da-dun-da-da-dun-dun-dun.  (IDLYITW)

George Michael likes crack.  The police do not.  (The Superficial)

Doutzen Kroes, the newest Victoria’s Secret Angel, goes to to the beach.  You can now boil eggs of the coast of Miami.  (WWTDD)

Another Break Gallery.  Hooray.  (Break)

Diablo Cody needs to shut the hell up.  (WWTDD)

Guitar Hero is going to pimp out Jimi Hendrix for their next game.  (Ultimate-Guitar)

Jennifer Aniston’s nipples are trying to cut through her bikini again.  (Egotastic)

Jessica Simpson’s ass used to be what dreams were made of.  (College Humor)

Petra Nemcova would look much better here if she wasn’t wearing any clothes.  (Popoholic)

Like she is here.  Well, topless anyway.  (Metadish)

Aubrey O’Day is a topless slut who likes porn.  Love at first sight?  (IDLYITW)

Break gallery number 78 billion, hooray!  (Break)

Name that Celebrtiy Cameltoe, or just look and make God cry.  (Cityrag)

7 Things From Pop Culture That Apparently Piss Jesus Off.  (Cracked)

They’re rare, but they do exist — Hot Female Nerds.  (Uber)

Pamela Anderson still has a smokin’ hot figure.  (Hollywood Tuna)

Brooke Hogan dons another bikini.  I don’t know if I should touch myself or unlock the shotgun.  (Hollywood Tuna)

Watch out paparazzi, Lindsay Lohan is throwin’ fists.  (IDLYITW)

Los Angeles County should use Kim Kardashian’s giant ass as a billboard.  (The Superficial)

Pacific Ocean had to be refilled after Jennifer Lopez made it to the swim portion of the Malibu Triathalon.  (WWTDD)

Another Break gallery filled with hot chicks, their boobs, and other stuff you don’t care about.  (Break)

History’s 7 Most Terrifying Romances.  (Cracked)

I’m moving to Hawaii.  Hopefully I shall run into the 10 Hottest Hawaiian Babes of All Time while I am there.  (Unibrow)

Jessica Alba takes her post-pregnancy boobs for stroll.  I move into some nearby bushes.  (Egotastic)

Sophie Monk wears a shirt, and that’s about it.  (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Simpson’s ass says hello.  It probably should’ve gone to the gym first.  (Egotastic)

Retailers in the UK have started Metallica’s Death Magnetic a day ahead of schedule.  Unfortunately, I live on the opposite side of that big expanse of water.  (Ultimate Guitar)

Jenna Dewan decides a bikini is proper sleeping attire.  Ladies, take note.  (WWTDD)

The 10 Hottest ESPN News Reporters.  Erin Andrews wins any day of the week.  (Uncoached)

The 10 Hottest Female Twins of all time.  (Unibrow)

This is the first I have heard of Farabe Cottingham, which wouldn’t be so tragic if she wasn’t she friggin’ hot.  (Gorillamask)

Oh happy days!  Break has unleashed another gallery.  (Break)

Maxim recycles old Megan Fox photos; no one complains.  (Popoholic)

Gina Gershon does Sarah Palin wearing a bikini that comes with a gun (See: Gina Gershon is hot).  (Funny or Die)