Mila Kunis busts out some super awesome cleavage.  (The Superficial)
Diablo Cody needs to shut the hell up.  (WWTDD)
Guitar Hero is going to pimp out Jimi Hendrix for their next game.  (Ultimate-Guitar)
Jennifer Aniston’s nipples are trying to cut through her bikini again.  (Egotastic)
Jessica Simpson’s ass used to be what dreams were made of.  (College Humor)
Petra [...]

Laetitia Casta still looks amazing.  Especially when she’s topless.  (Egotastic)
Brooke Hogan dons another bikini.  I don’t know if I should touch myself or unlock the shotgun.  (Hollywood Tuna)
Watch out paparazzi, Lindsay Lohan is throwin’ fists.  (IDLYITW)
Los Angeles County should use Kim Kardashian’s giant ass as a billboard.  (The Superficial)
Pacific Ocean had to be refilled [...]

Emmanuelle Chriqui is freaking gorgeous. (Hollywood Tuna)
Jessica Simpson’s ass says hello.  It probably should’ve gone to the gym first.  (Egotastic)
Retailers in the UK have started Metallica’s Death Magnetic a day ahead of schedule.  Unfortunately, I live on the opposite side of that big expanse of water.  (Ultimate Guitar)
Jenna Dewan decides a bikini is proper [...]