Well, this is good news. For me. Because I can finally lay down my sweet moves. I totally have a legitimate chance at landing Bar Refaeli… Dammit. People:

On-again off-again couple Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli have called it quits once more, sources confirm to PEOPLE.
“They’re taking time off for the time being, they’ve split,” says [...]

Oh thank you Flying Spaghetti Monster!  I knew my prayers to you would pay off, and yes, you are very pretty.  Especially when there’s some cheese on you.  And perhaps salt.  Do you have a fork by chance?  NY Daily News reports:
The light-switch romance of Leo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli is off again, we hear.
The [...]

George Clooney and his girlfriend who used to be a Las Vegas whore Sarah Larson have split up after a nearly year-long relationship.  People:

The actor’s rep, Stan Rosenfield, would only say: “We do not comment on George’s personal life.”
The pair initially met in Las Vegas nearly four years ago, when Larson, a onetime Fear [...]

Here is the first picture of the swamp beast woman Mutt Lange decided to punish his penis with, and coincidentally, she is standing right next to Shania Twain.  Mutt Lange is a fucking moron.  People:
As Shania Twain copes with her sudden split with the support of family and friends in her native Canada, sources close [...]

,,,,,, well probably.  People:
Despite a flurry of engagement rumors, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson – Hollywood’s most notorious on-again, off-again couple – have called it quits, less than two months after rekindling their romance in Miami.
The end of their erratic courtship (they began dating in September ‘06) comes amid erroneous reports that the pair were [...]