Apparently, the UK edition of GQ thinks it’s a good idea to do a photo shoot of Charlize Theron grabbing her boobies.  Apparently, I agree 100%.  You know what I don’t agree with?  Covering up a nude Charlize Theron with a sheet.  What kind of idiocy is that?  Oh right, GQ is trying to be [...]

Presumably.   Well what other conclusion am I supposed to come to when Halle Berry goes to the dentist with her massively awesome chest of huge racks of boobs on full alert?  Speaking of which, what kind of cruel joke is she trying to play on the dentist?  She’s just tempting fate with this outfit.  Halle [...]

For the first time in its history, Us Magazine has reported on something that didn’t make the Universe almost tear in half.  The bust size of Christina Aguilera’s enormous boobs.  Does Us deserve a Pulitzer?  Is Grey’s Anatomy incredibly stupid?  Us:
In the new annual Hot Bodies issue of Us Weekly, new mom Christina Aguilera — [...]

I’m almost 100% certain that Christina Aguilera’s shirt was once composed of a full neck, but over the day her gigantic boobies ate their way through the material, which is just greatness.  I’m also fairly certain that Jordan Bratman is the smartest man to ever live.  Leonardo Da Vinci is the poster child for Downs [...]

Jessica Alba went out to eat at some restaurant in some city on what I assume is planet Earth; I don’t know, that’s not important. What is important is that Jessica Alba is pregnant and that of course means she has one of the greatest cases of “Pregnant Boobs Syndrome” ever, and as you [...]