I was going to post some pictures that were less sexy than these to provide some sort of counterpoint, but as it turns out, I would rather have my penis funneled by a decomposing hippopotamus than stick it in 2007-era Britney. Why couldn’t this have happened in 2001?
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of Britney [...]
Jessica Biel and her hotness visit Marie Claire. (Egotastic)
Cheryl Tweedy is still hot. (Popoholic)
Mila Kunis has good jeans — not to mention genes. (Hollywood Tuna)
Hayden Panettiere flashes her boxer briefs. It’s even less exciting than that sounds. (IDLYITW)
Once again, Britney Spears is a MILF. (The Superficial)
Now that Axl Rose is finally releasing Chinese Democracy, Dr. [...]
OK, as far as actual songs of quality music goes, Womanizer sounds like donkey anus, but I imagine it will be huge in the dance clubs were people don’t give a shit about music anyway. I’m sure it’ll also be played to death on the nation’s shit ass pop radio stations. So, it’s got legs [...]
Apparently, in between sexing Britney Spears and taking care of her spawns, Kevin Federline decided to eat the entire tub of cookie dough. The Sun laughs:
While his ex wife BRITNEY SPEARS has danced her way back into shape, I reckon porky Kev has piled on about 100 pounds.
Just making a few subtle changes could [...]
Apparently, it clearly states in the contract that I wrote to myself that I am not allowed to end a day’s postings on offensive or objectionable material, such as the post about Madonna being released from her tomb. So, to make up for this failure in contractual obligations, here’s Keeley Hazell reenacting some famous photos/scenes [...]
