Britney Spears needed a break from her gruelling schedule of lounging around Hollywood pools so she travelled on down to Cabo to, um, lounge around the pool.  For this first time in like two millenia, Britney actually looks halfway decent halfway naked.  When my eyeballs first told me that they could actually look at these [...]

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Despite having a top-secret meeting behind CIA HQ to try and hash out who get to use their children as potted plants, Britney Spears and that one douche appear to be headed to a custody trial after they continued to fail at everything. People reports:
After a day of talks with a mediator, Federline’s attorney [...]

In what the psychology community is calling the greatest gathering of insanity since the last Christian retreat, Mel Gibson and Britney Spears had a little rendezvous at a cigar store to discuss things, like those sneaky Jews for instance.  People reports:

For more than two-and-a-half hours, the singer, 26, and the actor-filmmaker, 52, met in what [...]

Las Vegas nightclub, Prive, is all liquored up and set to award Keven “What are My Other Kid’s Names” Federline their Father of the Year Award during a presentation at the club.  Luckily, this award is entirely made-up with no official anything so the Sun promised he won’t actually blow up for wasting all the [...]