Meh. Do it again, Brooke, but with more nudity and less Jolly Green Giant syndrome.
Click to see Kendra Wilkinson work the pole like a professional.

Howard Stern did his job and asked Brooke Hogan if her boobs were real on his radio show that he gets paid an insane amount of money for.  The Sun reports:

The reality star was asked the all-important question by shock-jock HOWARD STERN on his radio show.
She responded by saying “they’re real” before revealing her [...]

Laetitia Casta still looks amazing.  Especially when she’s topless.  (Egotastic)
Brooke Hogan dons another bikini.  I don’t know if I should touch myself or unlock the shotgun.  (Hollywood Tuna)
Watch out paparazzi, Lindsay Lohan is throwin’ fists.  (IDLYITW)
Los Angeles County should use Kim Kardashian’s giant ass as a billboard.  (The Superficial)
Pacific Ocean had to be refilled [...]

So I got a memo from my penis earlier asking me to investigate these Brooke Hogan bikini pictures as they were bending his little mind into a pretzel.  After studying them for some time it appears as though his confusion is well-founded.  From the front Queen Kong looks pretty doable, especially when she incorporates water [...]

Remember these pictures of Brooke Hogan, when she was able to remove my fear of her bodyslamming me into the Earth’s core, and replace it with a drive to dropkick all of the world’s music critics into the sun in the hopes that, that bikini would be piled up on my bedroom floor?  Well, those [...]