In the end, this election was a stink-burger of an election in my esteemed opinion.  Not only did we have no third option to speak of, but my man (Ron Paul for anyone who might be semi-retarded and unable to guess) was barred from running for a third party by an agreement he had to [...]

In what is being called the greatest terrorist attack since Fat Britney’s vagina escaped, Heidi Montag, and that one douche who’s trying to use her boobs to skyrocket to fame (if my calculations are correct Spencer “I’m a Giant Tool” Pratt will skyrocket directly into the Sun), attended the White House Correspondent’s Dinner Saturday night.
It [...]