There once was a time when Shia Labeouf got friggin’ hammered and decided to go for a little drive.  As you can imagine, this turned out fine, as long as fine means your truck ending up on its roof.  So, of course Shia will be charged with a DUI, right?  No, not even close.  The [...]

In news that is shocking to no one, the “law enforcement” of Los Angeles has declared that actor Shia LaBeouf was not at fault in an accident in which his truck ended up on its roof, even though he was bombed out of his mind.  AP reports:

Shia LaBeouf was not to blame for an early-morning [...]