I have no idea who Sarah Shahi is, but I have learned that has amazing boobs.  (Egotastic)
Someone needs to explain to Harper’s Bazaar that this is not how you do a Scarlett Johansson photoshoot.  (Hollywood Tuna)

Nikkie Sanderson is new.  Someone should’ve explained to her that all new models are required to be naked.  (IDLYITW)
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These are the first Carrie Underwood bikini pictures that I can remember.  These are also the first pictures in which my penis hyperventilated.  There are several theories as to why there are no other full-bodied humans in these pictures.  One theory is that I simply edited them out because they were ugly and stupid.  Another, [...]

While on tour with Keith Urban in Atlanta, country superstar Carrie Underwood (bow chicka bow wow!) reportedly broke down and cried during several lines of her song “Don’t Forget to Remember Me” from her album Some Hearts. People reports:
During a performance of “Don’t Forget to Remember Me,” from her album Some Hearts, the country [...]

Well it’s that time of the year again. No, not time for you to go hide out in Mexico because you forgot to pay your taxes again (I’m in Tijuana, come visit!). People Magazine has unveiled its list of the 100 Most Photoshopped Beautiful People in the World. As your resident beautiful [...]