Jessica Alba and her son of a bitch husband welcomed a baby girl, Honor Marie Warren, late Saturday night in Los Angeles.  Us reports:
Honor Marie Warren was born Saturday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.
Alba’s father was overheard saying “she’s beautiful.” Warren — in a T-shirt, jeans and baseball cap — was spotted carrying [...]

….so says the dream in my head.  What could spurn such cruel and malicious thoughts you ask?  Well, mainly it’s People’s report that, that son of a bitch Cash Warren married Jessica Alba.  Why the hell didn’t Alba’s parents sit her down and talk about safe sex?  Why the hell did my Sperm Laser Uterus [...]

Well it’s that time of the year again. No, not time for you to go hide out in Mexico because you forgot to pay your taxes again (I’m in Tijuana, come visit!). People Magazine has unveiled its list of the 100 Most Photoshopped Beautiful People in the World. As your resident beautiful [...]