You’re right, Chris Brown, you’re not a monster, as monsters only exist in fairy tales like the Bible.  You are just a general all-around piece of shit who beats women.  Now, I imagine it was a hectic moment when Rihanna (so goddamn hot.  NSFW) mercilessly through your cell phone — that you can afford to [...]

Los Angeles prosecutors let Chris Brown know that he isn’t nearly famous enough to get away with beating the shit out of your girlfriend, and then threatening to kill her.  Us:
He is facing assault by means likely to create great bodily injury and criminal threats.
If convicted, he faces four years and eight months in state [...]

Part 1, but don’t let that get you down — part 2 is even more depressing.  TMZ:

TMZ has obtained LAPD detectives notes from a search warrant in the case. According to the notes, Rihanna read a three-page text message on Brown’s phone from a woman. An argument ensued and Brown allegedly tried forcing Rihanna out [...]

If you were feeling any pity towards Rihanna for getting the shit kicked out of her by her “boyfriend”, you can go ahead and stop now. TMZ:

LAPD cops interviewed Rihanna after the attack and she told them Brown had been violent toward her in the past and that the attacks were getting “more violent” as [...]

According to TMZ, this is the authentic image of Rhianna after the beating given to her by Chris Brown.  If you look, you can see a part of the shoulder tattoo which also exists in images previously shown here on TLBC thanks to the efforts of Lee.  However in his drunken state he has forgotten [...]