Jessica Biel and her hotness visit Marie Claire.  (Egotastic)
Cheryl Tweedy is still hot.  (Popoholic)
Mila Kunis has good jeans — not to mention genes.  (Hollywood Tuna)
Hayden Panettiere flashes her boxer briefs.  It’s even less exciting than that sounds.  (IDLYITW)
Once again, Britney Spears is a MILF.  (The Superficial)
Now that Axl Rose is finally releasing Chinese Democracy, Dr. [...]

Nicole Scherzinger needs to hurry up and get naked.  That body is way, way, way too sexy to be kept under wraps.  Also, I’m pretty sure it’s a felony for her to wear clothes.  (Popoholic)
Break was kind enough to churn out another lovely gallery filled with stuff and such and whatnot.  (Break)
Abigail Clancy is [...]

Apparently, it clearly states in the contract that I wrote to myself that I am not allowed to end a day’s postings on offensive or objectionable material, such as the post about Madonna being released from her tomb.  So, to make up for this failure in contractual obligations, here’s Keeley Hazell reenacting some famous photos/scenes [...]

For the first time in its history, Us Magazine has reported on something that didn’t make the Universe almost tear in half.  The bust size of Christina Aguilera’s enormous boobs.  Does Us deserve a Pulitzer?  Is Grey’s Anatomy incredibly stupid?  Us:
In the new annual Hot Bodies issue of Us Weekly, new mom Christina Aguilera — [...]

I’m almost 100% certain that Christina Aguilera’s shirt was once composed of a full neck, but over the day her gigantic boobies ate their way through the material, which is just greatness.  I’m also fairly certain that Jordan Bratman is the smartest man to ever live.  Leonardo Da Vinci is the poster child for Downs [...]