I had completely forgotten that Natalie Imbruglia existed, but I am pleased to see that she decided to storm back into my consciousness boobs first. And those are some tremendous boobs to lead a revolution with, or something. Australia is under the rule of an oppressive dictator, right? No? Well, let’s pretend it is. Game. [...]

Heather Graham is easily the hottest hippie since hippies went extinct, and here her and her boobs are at “The Hangover” premiere to defend their title. Unfortunately, I was unable to attend the premiere to officially award Heather her title. The asshole security detail said that because I wasn’t invited, and was naked, I wouldn’t [...]

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Katy Perry brought her boobs over to Complex, and they proceed to talk about them.  Surprising, right?  Anywho, since you people don’t care about words, and most of you can’t read, here’s Ms. Perry frolicking about in some suggestive attire.  And by “suggestive”, I [...]

I don’t know much about Minka Kelly, but according to her boobs, she is perhaps the greatest person to ever exist.  Even that dog knows what’s going on.  Sure, you could say that dogs always look at humans’ faces whenever they move, but I don’t need your fancy fucking science gaying everything up.

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I’m fairly certain I’ve said this before, but I fucking love the United Kingdom.  You have kick-ass football teams, Newcastle, the British invasion, and beautiful women who all seem to have huge tits.  Awesome.  Frickin’ awesome.  I’m going to buy all of a cake.