Raise your hand if you saw this coming — Dammit, Jenkins, stop elbowing me in the cornea.  Star reports:

It’s been less than a year since Lindsay Lohan left rehab — but friends and family members are frantic that she’s on the fast track to another drug and alcohol-driven breakdown.
“Lindsay’s been drinking, doing cocaine and causing [...]

Okay, important questions first.  Who in the blue hell is MacKenzie Phillips?  You don’t know either?  Well, fuck it then.  Anyway, she was arrested at LAX after “the man” found some sort of extra-curricular substances on her person, or luggage, or something (I wasn’t paying attention); namely, heroin and cocaine, the life-blood of any party.  [...]

In a move that’s surprising to no one, the Judicial System in California phoned-in another case of a celebrity wiping their ass with the law.  CSI Star Gary Dourdan was arrested some time ago (I’m too lazy to check back and see when) after he was found passed out in his car, which was facing [...]

Amy Winehouse will not faces charges stemming from a video showing the drug filtration plant allegedly smoking crack, snorting cocaine, and powdered ecstasy.  Obviously, Amy Winehouse’s interrogations at the Metropolitan Police HQ involve her locking her ankles behind her ears while Sir Ian Blair “questions” her with his penis.  The Sun reports:

SINGER Amy Winehouse will [...]

CSI star Gary Dourdan was arrested in the early morning hours of April 28 after being found with heroin, cocaine, and ecstasy (party!) in his possession, and today/yesterday/whenever was formally charged with three counts of felony drug possession.  Us reports:
CSI star Gary Dourdan has formally been charged with drug possession, according to documents obtained by [...]