Video Game – E3 2009 – Attack of the Show

So it looks exactly like every other magazine pictorial she has done while wearing a bikini. I am massively disappointed. She better do a week’s worth of AOTS shows completely naked or I will be forced to retaliate. How, you ask? Let’s just say that it [...]

Sports Illustrated made the right choice selecting Bar Refaeli as this year’s cover girl.  (Egotastic)
Sorry, conspiracy theorists, but the Large Hadron Collider won’t be destroying the Earth until at least September.  (Geekologie)
Brooklyn Decker in nothing but bodypaint.  Also known as, “Awesome.”  (Hollywood Tuna)
Michael Phelps lost two-thousand dollars playing beer pong, which is exactly the [...]

David Letterman unveiled a giant billboard in NYC on The Late Show last night, which revealed Bar Refaeli as the newest SI Swimsuit cover model, and provided validation for me wanting to stowaway to Israel.  Ms. Refaeli is, of course, Leonardo DiCaprio’s current vaginal conquest, which, coincidentally, provides validation for my ongoing pursuit of a [...]

Alrighty then, here’s an actual video to take the mantle of VOTD.  Of course, it involves boobs, specifically Marisa Miller’s boobs — among other assorted body regions.  As you probably already know, Marisa Miller is pretty much the hottest person alive, so, yes, this is perhaps the greatest video ever, but I’m not quite certain.  [...]