Breaking News! (shocking)
According to various news sources, Pop Start Michael Jackson, 50, died after a heart arrest.

When the paramedics arrived at his home he was not breathing, and even after been given CPR he couldn’t resist.
A cardiologist at UCLA confirmed Jackson died of cardiac arrest after arriving at the Los Angeles hospital in deep coma.

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As I stated in my initial posting of this story, David Carradine was probably having a swell time with some teenage Thai prostitutes before going off to that big bamboo patch in the sky. TMZ reports:

Now we know why David Carradine’s family thinks foul play may have been involved in the actors death — his [...]

God-motherfucking-dammit.  AP reports:

Paul Newman, the Academy-Award winning superstar who personified cool as an activist, race car driver, popcorn impresario and the anti-hero of such films as “Hud,” “Cool Hand Luke” and “The Color of Money,” has died. He was 83.
Newman died Friday after a long battle with cancer at his farmhouse near Westport, publicist Jeff [...]

Fuck.  Reuters:
Pink Floyd keyboard player and founding member Richard Wright died on Monday after a short battle with cancer, his spokesman said. He was 65.
Wright, singer, songwriter and guitarist Syd Barrett, guitarist Roger Waters and drummer Nick Mason founded the band that became Pink Floyd in the 1960s when they were students. Pink Floyd went [...]

Since it failed to kill Morgan Freeman, that mother fucking asshole Death, decided to kill Bernie Mac instead.  AP reports:

Bernie Mac, the actor and comedian who teamed up in the casino heist caper “Ocean’s Eleven” and gained a prestigious Peabody Award for his sitcom “The Bernie Mac Show,” died Saturday at age 50.
“Actor/comedian Bernie Mac [...]