Posts Tagged ‘Death’

It is now confirmed. Morgan Freeman kicks Death’s Balls.

Posted on August 4th, 2008 by by admin

Morgan Freeman, 71, was in a car accident last night (Sunday Night) in which his car flipped at least 600 times, and afterward, involved an epic battle with the incarnation of Death.  Read the previous story for the exact events leading to the accident, as reported by our Chihuahua with permanent metal probes in its [...]

Death tries again – Fails. Morgan Freeman in Hospital.

Posted on August 4th, 2008 by by admin

After Death successfully attacked Heath Ledger in a sucker punch move, it has now gone after Morgan Freeman in his car.  The 71 year old actor was driving along – minding his own business – when Death decided to show up.  The epic struggle ended up forcing Freeman off the road on a rural highway, [...]

George Carlin Dies at 71

Posted on June 23rd, 2008 by by admin

Legendary comedian George Carlin, died of heart failure in a Los Angeles hospital on Sunday.  Carlin was admitted to the hospital early Sunday afternoon after experiencing chest pains.  Reuters reports:
Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs and dirty words, died of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital on Sunday, [...]

Sydney Pollack Dies of Cancer at 73

Posted on May 27th, 2008 by by admin

Respected director/actor/producer Sydney Pollack died at his home in Los Angeles after succumbing to a 10-month battle with cancer. Reuters:

Hollywood filmmaker Sydney Pollack, who won a pair of Academy Awards for the epic romance “Out of Africa” and earned praise for acting stints in films including “Tootsie” and “Michael Clayton,” died on Monday after [...]

“Mastermind” Behind School Bomb Plot Wanted to Kill Jesus – High Five!

Posted on April 30th, 2008 by by admin

Ryan Schallenberger, the teenager nobody some are calling the greatest criminal mastermind of our time, set his goals really high in his foiled plan to bomb his South Carolina high school. The insane troubled teenager hoped he would be killed so that he could go to Heaven and kill Jesus H. Christ. He [...]