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	<title>The Last Brain Cell &#187; Doomed</title>
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		<title>You&#8217;re all fucking doomed.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Besides the fact you were born on earth, you are all universally fucked, doomed, and going to be nothing after you die.
Your corpses will rot, and in a generation no one will remember you.  You will be worm food, eaten, forgotten, or you will be ashes and spread across the ocean so little bacterias can [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Besides the fact you were born on earth, you are all universally fucked, doomed, and going to be nothing after you die.</p>
<p>Your corpses will rot, and in a generation no one will remember you.  You will be worm food, eaten, forgotten, or you will be ashes and spread across the ocean so little bacterias can get stuck in it, then they can get eaten by larger planktons, then that can get eaten by whales.</p>
<p>What does that make you?  Whale turds.</p>
<p>In the grand scheme of life, you are all giant stinking whale turds.</p>
<p>So, to brighten your day, I installed a wordpress plugin that lets that drunk fuck post videos.  Enjoy.</p>
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