And by criminal masterminds, I mean they are the exact opposite of Carlo Gambino.  People reports:

Actor Ryan O’Neal and his son, Redmond, were arrested Wednesday at the actor’s Malibu, Calif., home for alleged drug possession, a sheriff’s spokesman confirms.

“This morning, deputies were doing a routine sweep to make sure Redmond was adhering to his probation,” sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said. “Upon searching the premises, the younger O’Neal was found in possession of narcotics. Later, a vial of drugs were found in the elder O’Neal’s bedroom. We believe the drugs found were methamphetamines.”

Both Ryan, 67, and Redmond, 23, were held at a local sheriff’s station before both posted $10,000 bail each and were released from custody around noon.

Eh, whatever, they were arrested in California.  By the end of this thing there should be golden statues installed in front of California’s Supreme Court honoring the brave sacrifices the O’Neals made in their ordeal with “law enforcement.”

CSI star Gary Dourdan was arrested in the early morning hours of April 28 after being found with heroin, cocaine, and ecstasy (party!) in his possession, and today/yesterday/whenever was formally charged with three counts of felony drug possession.  Us reports:

CSI star Gary Dourdan has formally been charged with drug possession, according to documents obtained by Usmagazine.com from California’s Riverside County District Attorney’s Office.

He was charged with felony possession of heroin, cocaine and ecstasy.

Police arrested Dourdan, 41, after they found him asleep in his car, which was parked on the wrong side of the road, in Palm Springs, Calif., in the early morning hours on April 28. After searching his vehicle, they confiscated the drugs.

Oh big fucking deal.  He was arrested in Calithelawdoesnotapplyherefornia, which is the first….. well the first and only step in getting away with breaking the law.  I suspect that by this time tomorrow the mayor of LA, Antonio Villaraigosa, will be giving Dourdan the key to the city while getting mounted by Gil Grissom.

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