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		<title>The United States has Bullshit for Brains</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sean Hannity, Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh and the rest are all fascist pigs &#8211; who want to shove their hands up a woman&#8217;s uterus to keep her from having an abortion and the right to seek medical attention and then a finger up your (yes you, reader) ass to make sure you&#8217;re loyal to their [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sean Hannity, Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh and the rest are all fascist pigs &#8211; who want to shove their hands up a woman&#8217;s uterus to keep her from having an abortion and the right to seek medical attention and then a finger up <strong>your</strong> (yes you, reader) ass to make sure you&#8217;re loyal to their America &#8211; are joined by Michael Savage and Bill O&#8217;Reily on the list of &#8220;Idiots Evolution Forgot to Take Care of&#8221;.  Seriously, these pundits and Right-Wing douchebags are all but sane, and they purport to be for the common man. Fuck them.  I am the common middle class man.  I am younger than them too.  Fuck them.  Fuck them, and their audience, and their little shows too.<br />
THE COMMON MAN WANTS TO BE LEFT THE FUCK ALONE.  Get out of our media, and take your Christian Right Wing Zealots with you!  You know, I hate democrats for wanting to be neo-socialists and solve the worlds problems by taxing us &#8211; but I also despise a theocratic facist right that is equally bent on sucking the life out of this nation with their bullshit wars for their bullshit economy based on bullshit wars &#8211; which then means bullshit products have to be made in bullshit countries like China and Thailand.  Also, what other bullshit happens?  We&#8217;ve sold off thousands upon thousands of acres of land to the Chinese, and we haven&#8217;t stopped selling yet!  What happens when the Empire State Building becomes yet another property of an overseas investor?  God damn you people are dumb.  Stop electing these fucking idiots you assholes.  Read some shit, get a fucking clue.  Fuck McCaine.  Fuck Obama.  You want America back? VOTE FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT ONE OF THE CHOSEN PUPPETS YOU IDIOT!</p>
<p>Look, Ron Paul was pretty much the only shot people had.  He scared the establishment, and raised MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS of DOLLARS.  But what happened?  The fickle fucktards who were in it just to get the little bit of glory about &#8220;I support Paul&#8221; backed out and said &#8220;wheee I am a dumbass who doesn&#8217;t really care, wheeeeee, wheeeeeee&#8221; and went to Obamatard and McFuckaine.</p>
<p>You know what a badass ticket that would own the shit in this country would be?  Paul &amp; Goldwater.  Barry Goldwater&#8217;s son that is.  You get Ron Pual and Goldwater Jr. up in that office, and some shit is gonna fly.  You&#8217;re going to see assholes fired, policy changed, and a massive reorganized government that is smaller, leaner, and most importantly STAYS THE FUCK OUT OF OUR LIVES.  Or do you like a politician shoving his fist up your uterus or ass (if you&#8217;re a man) and telling you what you can and cannot do?</p>
<p>You know how goddamn smart Paul and Goldwater are?  When it comes to abortion &#8211; they say it is a states rights issue and the Fed has no say!  That&#8217;s right.  Well, sorry, you&#8217;re fucked if you live in a shitty state like Mississippi, but if you go north a few states &#8211; bingo.  I know half of you are retarded, and I feel sorry for you.  The other half of you are goddamn batshit insane.  I hope you both have a near-constitutional death experience to wake you both up to the fact that the constitution was put in place to <em><strong>LIMIT THE GOD DAMN GOVERNMENT, NOT MAKE THE FUCKING THING BIGGER AND WORSE.</strong></em></p>
<p>Fuck you people scare me.</p>
<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re with us, or against us&#8221; Fuck you.</p>
<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re not a patriot if you dissent&#8221; Fuck you more.</p>
<p>&#8220;How dare you question us in a time of war&#8221; Fuck you in the ass with a flagpole.</p>
<p>&#8220;Every good American must support our troops, and to do so they must support the illegal invasion of a sovereign nation so our war economy stays strong&#8221; Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, Bring them back, Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you.</p>
<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re not a patriot &#8211; you&#8217;re a terrorist for supporting Ron Paul!&#8221; Fuck you, and I hope you have a infarcation of the brain.</p>
<p>Save me Raptor Jesus&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Special: F*CK Michael (Weiner) Savage</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:51:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On his #3 rated (oooOOooh, number three! Woooow!) Radio Show, Savage said the following about Autism:
&#8220;I&#8217;ll tell you what autism is. In 99 percent of the cases, it&#8217;s a brat who hasn&#8217;t been told to cut the act out. That&#8217;s what autism is. What do you mean they scream and they&#8217;re silent? They don&#8217;t have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>On his #3 rated (oooOOooh, number three! Woooow!) Radio Show, Savage said the following about Autism:</strong><br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">&#8220;I&#8217;ll tell you what autism is. <strong>In 99 percent of the cases, it&#8217;s a brat who hasn&#8217;t been told to cut the act out.</strong> That&#8217;s what autism is. What do you mean they scream and they&#8217;re silent? They don&#8217;t have a father around to tell them,<strong> &#8216;Don&#8217;t act like a moron. You&#8217;ll get nowhere in life. Stop acting like a putz. Straighten up. Act like a man. <em>Don&#8217;t sit there crying and screaming, idiot</em>.</strong>&#8220;</span></p>
<p>Ahem.  I have been researching Autism for the past six years, I have a family member who is affected on the spectrum, I have worked with autistic children.</p>
<p>First off, they are <strong>not</strong> acting.</p>
<p>They are a prisoner of their own spectral disorder, and in the <strong><em>most serious</em></strong> cases <strong>they lack the ability to even communicate,</strong> and instead may scream, make noises, or otherwise do anything to try and relieve the over stimulation they get from hypersensitivity and motor-neural defects. <strong> It&#8217;s called STEMMING</strong>.  Their thought patters existing in ways that to people who are Neuro-Typical, or near Neuro-Typical would never understand.</p>
<p>Many of the most severely afflicted cannot care for themselves, and cannot communicate in spite of their own frustration, and will do anything and try anything to make some form of contact.  However, with the aid of computers some have begun to communicate.</p>
<p>Autism is a spectrum, with some people being less affected by it than others, with different traits.  I myself have four minor traits, which is not enough to classify myself in any single group, and most people have at least two or three.</p>
<p>Many who are so-called &#8220;High Functioning&#8221; or &#8220;Asperger&#8221; often become highly successful, and are extremely intelligent, but may be hindered in a social capacity, and might have started out unable to speak, and had to train at it.  Being a social animal, human, means that if you are born missing, or having an impaired native social instinct, you will have to manually learn how to be social.  This is an often seen trait in autism, of even the highest functioning.</p>
<p>So sit there like an obnoxious cunt and spout off bullshit about Autism being nothing but an act is pretty much the lowest shit you could do on a national radio program.  You are completely retarded sir, in fact, let me even go so far to call you a fucktard.  People with autism do not fake their symptoms, and many strive to be like normal people, while others embrace their differences and use them in a positive way.  You think Rain Man gives a shit about your radio show?  No, he&#8217;s too busy learning about every god damn thing that exists.  Maybe you have autism, and you just don&#8217;t know it.  Ever get the feeling that you cannot understand people?  Ever get frustrated!? Well, then you probably have traits of it! Assuming you don&#8217;t though&#8230;</p>
<p>You <strong>are</strong> the scum of the earth that sticks to the bottom of my shoe, you are reprehensible, and you spread lies over your show, demeaning millions who are afflicted by this and spreading false misinformation.  Just because your daddy was an asshole and verbally abused you &#8211; as you pointed out &#8211; does not mean you are right.  You have lost every fucking moral point you had, and I hope your radio show burns to the ground and is no longer syndicated.  In fact, I hope you have a personal experience with Autism so you can actually fucking know what it is.</p>
<p>Not only have you insulted those who are severely affected by Autism, but everyone on the spectrum who has improved and adapted, from the scientists to the mathematicians, to the grammarians to every other god damn person on this planet with even a few traits!  Who in the fuck do you think you even are?</p>
<p>Seriously, fuck you Michael Weiner Savage.  Fuck you.  I hope Tony Attwood gives you a goddamn earful troglodyte.  You&#8217;re not even a real conservative &#8211; I expect nothing more from a Fascist.</p>
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