Earlier I said that Megan Fox is the hottest person alive, but after viewing these ridiculously awesome Bar Refaeli pics I may have to change my tune. My penis and I sat down and had a long talk about this conundrum, and we agreed that the only way to solve this definitively is for Megan, [...]

I’m not sure how Esquire managed to fuck this up, but they did.  They had Megan Fox 80% naked, and in bed.  With this overwhelming advantage at hand, they managed to get her to go outside and sit by the pool.  What the shit?  If I was in that situation I probably would’ve squeeled like [...]

Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Goddammit Bluto, stop smoking so much friggin’ opium,” but bear with me here. I’m not saying that the nightmare of today’s Britney Spears is deserved of the HCOTD crown, because she isn’t, at all, she’s more deserved of being KFC’s mascot. What I’m saying is that the [...]