They really have to stop making these titles sound so awesome.  This story was a complete let down.  People reports:

Pregnant Gillian Anderson gave the audience quite a scare Wednesday night, when she lost her balance and fell to the floor at the London premiere of How to Lose Friends and Alienate People.
Anderson, 40, then went [...]

While Madonna was desperately trying to convince everyone that she was not causing Jimi Hendrix to do a 1080 in his grave, she attempted a Pete Townshend-like “jump” and failed hilariously.  And seeing as how her first pet as a child was a velociraptor, I am 100% certain that she now needs one of those [...]