Los Angeles prosecutors let Chris Brown know that he isn’t nearly famous enough to get away with beating the shit out of your girlfriend, and then threatening to kill her.  Us:
He is facing assault by means likely to create great bodily injury and criminal threats.
If convicted, he faces four years and eight months in state [...]

OK, I am 100% certain that every law enforcement official in Los Angeles received their license in a cereal box.  AFP reports:

Grammy-winning rapper Kanye West will not face serious charges over a scuffle with a photographer at Los Angeles Airport whose camera equipment was damaged, prosecutors said Friday.
The Los Angeles County District Attorney’s Office said [...]

In a move that’s surprising to no one, the Judicial System in California phoned-in another case of a celebrity wiping their ass with the law.  CSI Star Gary Dourdan was arrested some time ago (I’m too lazy to check back and see when) after he was found passed out in his car, which was facing [...]

CSI star Gary Dourdan was arrested in the early morning hours of April 28 after being found with heroin, cocaine, and ecstasy (party!) in his possession, and today/yesterday/whenever was formally charged with three counts of felony drug possession.  Us reports:
CSI star Gary Dourdan has formally been charged with drug possession, according to documents obtained by [...]