I’ve really got to get me one of these photographer gigs. These dudes seem like they’re always up to their testicles in naked female celebrities. I’ve been trying to get Fergie to take her top off since before Moses didn’t part the Red Sea. Then some jackoff turns on a camera and her bra kills someone on its way out of the window. What the hell, Fergie? It’s like you don’t even know I exist anymore. I show up at your house with a bouquet of roses and a bottle of astroglide and you call the police. That is not how you show your love, Duchess.

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Things to know about this video:
- Fergie saunters around in a bra.
- There’s some glow paint stuff towards the end.
- It has some scantily clad female ladies that Fergie proceeds to grind on.
- At about the 2:07-ish mark one of the girls’ shirts get pulled down to reveal an epic boob.
- There’s some dancing.
- Fergie saunters around in a bra.

LG is releasing solar-powered cell phone.  What happens on cloudy days?  (Geekologie)

Here be a list of the goriest video games.  (Gameist)

The most disturbing animals on Earth.  You should probably just kill yourself if you encounter them.  (Atom)

The biggest celebrity pussies.  A stiff wind should do the trick.  (Manofest)

Guess the celebrity sideboob.  (Liquid Generation)

Fergie also fills out a bikini really, really well.  (Hollywood Tuna)

Hayden Panettiere’s vagina is free.  (IDLYITW)

All the Big Macs Lindsay Lohan eats are going straight to her boobs.  (The Superficial)

Behind-the-scenes at Megan Fox’s latest photoshoot.  Is she naked?  Unfortunately, no.  (WWTDD)