Sean Hannity, Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh and the rest are all fascist pigs – who want to shove their hands up a woman’s uterus to keep her from having an abortion and the right to seek medical attention and then a finger up your (yes you, reader) ass to make sure you’re loyal to their [...]

In a stunning move the Bush Administration and blood sucking mosquitoes have jointly declared war on the Human Bot Fly (A species of the bot fly that attacks humanity). The Human Bot Fly is an evil and vile insectoid that has eggs that are deposited on humans. However, in order to accomplish this, [...]