So one moment Halle Berry is the hottest pregnant chick alive and the next moment she’s doing her civic duty by immolating an entire beach by way of her bikini powers.  Worthy of the Medal of Honor?  I think so.

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Presumably.   Well what other conclusion am I supposed to come to when Halle Berry goes to the dentist with her massively awesome chest of huge racks of boobs on full alert?  Speaking of which, what kind of cruel joke is she trying to play on the dentist?  She’s just tempting fate with this outfit.  Halle [...]

That’s right, I am fucking calling it. Come February 2009 you’ll see Amy Smart walking up to the stage, pass that crotchstain Billy Crystal, and up to the podium where she will make movie history. I’m not entirely sure what that history will be, but it will be great. Also, I think [...]

So Lily Allen spent the day buying some knockers for her door, and NOT some knockers for her chest. Goddamn misleading titles. In case you care The Sun disappoints:

LILY ALLEN hit the shops yesterday looking for goodies to make some home improvements.
She spent ages in a DIY store in London hunting for [...]