So, the United Nations passed a truce resolution in between banging each other’s hot, foreign interns.  That’s what they do, right?  Anyway, the resolution calls for an immediate ceasefire.  CNN reports:
Fourteen of the council’s 15 members voted in favor of the resolution, with U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice abstaining from the vote on behalf [...]

So Ryan Reynolds decided to be the world’s biggest asshole and keep Scarlet Johansson’s awesome boobage all to himself by way of engagement.  What a dick.  People reports:
After dating for more than a year, Scarlett Johansson is set to marry her boyfriend Ryan Reynolds, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.
“They’re both thrilled,” Johansson’s rep Marcel Pariseau tells [...]