Even though Alessandra Ambrosio has been knocked up by some son of a bitch. that doesn’t mean we can’t celebrate the super sexy that was Alessandra Ambrosio prior to her cervix eating some bastard’s sperm.  Once again, hooray for Victoria’s Secret and their penchant for plucking the hottest chicks imaginable out of Brazil.

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Today’s Hot Chick of the Day comes from Fred.  Who is Fred you ask?  Well I will tell you, put your goddamn pants back on.  Fred is a mystical tribal chief of the Walla Walla island in the Southern Pacific, who once told me that I was the prettiest girl at the ball, which turned [...]

In celebration of the site and I returning to a working, somewhat harmonious relationship, I decided to enter the Victoria’s Secret hotness vault once again and make a withdrawal, although I’d really like to make a deposit…… ba-dum-bum, thank you, I’ll be here all week.  According to Selita’s wikipedia biography (my research is deep and [...]

So, I just went and saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall (ya, ya, ya two months late, whatever, shut up Nazi) earlier tonight, and I must say, if you have not yet seen this movie drop whatever you’re doing and go out and see it. I don’t care if you’re a neurosurgeon performing life-saving brain surgery, [...]

Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Goddammit Bluto, stop smoking so much friggin’ opium,” but bear with me here. I’m not saying that the nightmare of today’s Britney Spears is deserved of the HCOTD crown, because she isn’t, at all, she’s more deserved of being KFC’s mascot. What I’m saying is that the [...]