Yesterday, I posted a story about the dark vortex of crap that is Carlos Mencia, and as you are probably still masturbating to may remember, I posted a picture of the exotic beauty known as Bar Refaeli instead of that tool shed Mencia. This got me to thinking that Bar Refaeli is really hot, [...]

For the seven of you who read this site on a regular basis you may be asking yourself, “Why hasn’t thy noble Lord Bluto updated thyne Holy site in what may be a fortnight so we serfs can take our minds off of the slave labor he puts us through godswallop barney blagged mudpies?” [...]

God Bless Great Britain and its large-breasted women. Is it just me, or has the UK been churning out some incredibly lady-folk over the past few years? The answer of course is, yes, they have been churning out some incredible lady-folk over the past few years. I don’t know if this is [...]

Now I say this on a regular basis about 73 times a day, but I must say it again, Hugh Hefner is a goddamn genius. As you can clearly see from the photo above and galleries below, Sara jean Underwood is gorgeous. She looks like the farm girl next door who you would [...]

Ah, Elisha Cuthbert, the gorgeous Girl Next Door who refused to show her magnificent body in all its naked glory, but let’s not focus on that travesty of humanity. Instead, let’s focus on the yo-yo effect Ms. Cuthbert has been having on my penis over the last couple of years. When I was [...]