I really have to start one of these lads magazine things.  The promotional tour of my bedroom has yet to lead to any supermodels getting naked for my polaroids.  Like, for instance, if Heidi Klum showed up naked to my tour, I wouldn’t even charge her the usual sexing fee of getting to see a [...]

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I felt kinda bad posting something that did not contain boobs in any way.  And since I am bombed out of my skull in the festive spirit from New Year’s, here’s the unbelievably gorgeous women of Victoria’s Secret strutting around in all kinds of sexy.
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I gotta go with Sophie Howard.  No, Keeley Hazell.  Wait, Heidi Klum.  Maybe, Marisa Miller.  Or Laetitia Casta.  Well perhaps… no… how ’bout… dammit…  Ahhhh!!!!  Well, my brain has actually exploded.  At least I’m pretty sure it has.  It does smell like burning… Shit!  My Pop-Tarts!!  Anyway, the only way to fairly settle this boob [...]

For the seven of you who read this site on a regular basis you may be asking yourself, “Why hasn’t thy noble Lord Bluto updated thyne Holy site in what may be a fortnight so we serfs can take our minds off of the slave labor he puts us through godswallop barney blagged mudpies?” [...]

As some of you may have noticed the NSFW Galleries Page recently blew up.  Well I am pleased to report that repairs are going swimmingly and the page should be up and running again very soon……. as soon as we find that goddamn hamster.
You may be asking yourself “Gee Bluto, what’s with the hot supermodel [...]