And she continues to remain completely useless and terribly uninteresting. But I guess this is better than her upcoming, non-nude Playboy pictorials will be. TMZ:
Heidi said although she exposed a lot of skin during the shoot, she still covered up the bull’s-eyes on her moneymakers. She also told us she’ll be featured on two covers [...]
Sweet. Merciful. Crap. I don’t know who the dumbass is who keeps forgetting to burn down the studio when Heidi gets within 700 miles of it, but for fuck’s sake. The only logical conclusion I have been able to come to as to why someone would unleash this abomination upon the world is that the [...]
Despite denials from Lauren Conrad’s ex Jason something Wahler that a sex tape of the two does not exist, the number 1 contender for “Biggest Douche in the Universe” Spencer Pratt is not backing down from his claims. Us Magazine says:
Spencer Pratt is sticking to his story that a Lauren Conrad-Jason Wahler sex tape [...]
In what is being called the greatest terrorist attack since Fat Britney’s vagina escaped, Heidi Montag, and that one douche who’s trying to use her boobs to skyrocket to fame (if my calculations are correct Spencer “I’m a Giant Tool” Pratt will skyrocket directly into the Sun), attended the White House Correspondent’s Dinner Saturday night.
It [...]
