Okay, important questions first.  Who in the blue hell is MacKenzie Phillips?  You don’t know either?  Well, fuck it then.  Anyway, she was arrested at LAX after “the man” found some sort of extra-curricular substances on her person, or luggage, or something (I wasn’t paying attention); namely, heroin and cocaine, the life-blood of any party.  [...]

In a move that’s surprising to no one, the Judicial System in California phoned-in another case of a celebrity wiping their ass with the law.  CSI Star Gary Dourdan was arrested some time ago (I’m too lazy to check back and see when) after he was found passed out in his car, which was facing [...]

CSI star Gary Dourdan was arrested in the early morning hours of April 28 after being found with heroin, cocaine, and ecstasy (party!) in his possession, and today/yesterday/whenever was formally charged with three counts of felony drug possession.  Us reports:
CSI star Gary Dourdan has formally been charged with drug possession, according to documents obtained by [...]

Pete Doherty, who will one day challenge cockroaches for world supremacy after the bombs drop, was recently sentenced to 14-weeks in jail after failing orders to take drug tests while  on a suspended sentence for, what else, making sweet love to the white China.  Using the innate innovation abilities that drug addicts seem to have, [...]