Carbon neutral cellphones?  Alright then.  (Geekologie)

When did Hilary Duff get so hot?  (Hollywood Tuna)

Sarah Jessica Parker is moving back under her bridge.  (IDLYITW)

Investigations are currently underway to figure out if this amazing Jessica Simpson picture is the real deal, or just some evil sorcerer’s dastardly deed.  (WWTDD)

The 100 Sexiest Topless Babes of 2008, according to Nuts Magazine.  (Nuts)

The greatest NFL Cheerleader Photos of the past year.  (NFL)

Chicks grabbing their own boobs is awesome.  Celebrity chicks grabbing their own boobs is even better.  (Manofest)

An Abigail Clancy collection of assorted photographs, because she’s gorgeous.  (Gorillamask)

Obama meets with other people who formerly had the worst job in the world.  (CNN)

Amber Heard visits FHM and takes her top off.  That’s called being cordial, ladies.  (Egotastic)

I really have to get my ass over to Oktoberfest if there’s babes like these running around.  (COED)

6 Brainwashing Techniques They’re Using On You Right Now.  Dammit.  (Cracked)

The 10 Hottest Moments In Braless Celebrity History.  Who was the whorebag who invented bras, anyway?  (Unibrow)

Jessica Alba continues her glorious return to bikini-town.  (The Superficial)

Blake Lively busts out the cleavage.  I bust out of my pants.  (WWTDD)

Jennifer Aniston is also wearing a bikini.  I’m pretty sure she’s done this before, and I enjoyed it.  (Egotastic)

Hilary Duff has a sweet behind.  Is it made of sugar?  Oh!  I see, because of the tight pants.  (Hollywood Tuna)

Mastercard: Official Card Of The 2nd Depression.  (Break)