Just when you think you’re among the quality people, someone comes along to put you back into your place.  Seacrest seems to have been on a roll as of late, too.  He…  Um… Did that one thing…  And that other show, over there…  OK, I admit it, I literally have no idea why Ryan Seacrest is famous.  All I know is that he’s a microphone-holding monkey for the E! network, and he comes off his a smarmy, annoying jackass.  So you can imagine how much I laughed as I watched someone who thought he was a star get his balls taken away by two of the biggest stars around.

In a related story, if Angelina Jolie would also like to take my balls away I will fully support her endeavor.