Holy Jesus fucking Christ on a stick. Someone needs to marry this chick and then dump her so she has something new to obsess over. I volunteer under the stipulation that she is always naked. If, god forbid, she has to leave the bedroom she must wear a skin-tight dress with her boobs pushed up [...]

I would still totally do the hell out of Jennifer Aniston.  She’s got a wicked body and looks like she’d be pretty damn wild in the bedroom region.  But I’m not quite sure she is Bond girl material.  The Daily Mail:
For Jennifer Aniston, age really is no boundary.
She’s dating a man nine years her junior [...]

John Mayer could not be reached for comment, but I’m just going to go ahead and assume his answer would’ve been, “Jennifer, who?”  Star reports:
Jennifer Aniston had a dinner date with hunky Brit movie star Gerard Butler. But her on-again beau John Mayer shouldn’t worry — it was strictly business.
On Wednesday night, Jen and Gerard [...]

Mila Kunis busts out some super awesome cleavage.  (The Superficial)
Diablo Cody needs to shut the hell up.  (WWTDD)
Guitar Hero is going to pimp out Jimi Hendrix for their next game.  (Ultimate-Guitar)
Jennifer Aniston’s nipples are trying to cut through her bikini again.  (Egotastic)
Jessica Simpson’s ass used to be what dreams were made of.  (College Humor)
Petra [...]

These Jennifer Aniston upskirt and see-through are ruined by those assholes known as “underwear” and “pasties.”  (Egotastic)
Holly Madison never disappoints.  Especially when she is wearing a shirt that seems to be designed for nipple slips.  (Hollywood Tuna)
Kim Kardashian’s ass is being deployed to the Persian Gulf.  Game, set, and match Iran.  (The Superficial)
Is that Juliana [...]