Jessica Hart in 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Apparently, Australia has a gorgeous supermodel factory.  Why wasn’t I told about this?  Didn’t I put you people in charge of keeping me up-to-date on supermodel production?  It’s almost like I’m not even handsomely paying you in Monopoly money.  If I wasn’t in such a good movie…  movie?  What the fuck brain?  …  mood from [...]