It’s good to see Jessica huffing and wheezing her way through the myriad of high class county fairs and down home chili cook-offs to reclaim her former glory of ridiculous sexiness. Granted, her boobs will always be amongst the best sets that Hollywood can dish out — and I’d still kill every newborn in Guatemala [...]

Haha, she sucks…  Really well, I’d imagine.  Grand Rapids Press:
But it was pop singer-turned-actor-turned-country starlet, Jessica Simpson, who generated the most reaction as she fought back tears, forgot her lyrics and mumbled her way through a bizarre 38-minute set.
Almost from the opening song of “These Boots are Made for Walking,” Simpson fought with her ear [...]

Olivia Munn goes to Hawaii — she also brought her bikini.  (Egotastic)
Carbon neutral cellphones?  Alright then.  (Geekologie)
When did Hilary Duff get so hot?  (Hollywood Tuna)
Sarah Jessica Parker is moving back under her bridge.  (IDLYITW)
Investigations are currently underway to figure out if this amazing Jessica Simpson picture is the real deal, or just some evil [...]

Mila Kunis busts out some super awesome cleavage.  (The Superficial)
Diablo Cody needs to shut the hell up.  (WWTDD)
Guitar Hero is going to pimp out Jimi Hendrix for their next game.  (Ultimate-Guitar)
Jennifer Aniston’s nipples are trying to cut through her bikini again.  (Egotastic)
Jessica Simpson’s ass used to be what dreams were made of.  (College Humor)
Petra [...]

Emmanuelle Chriqui is freaking gorgeous. (Hollywood Tuna)
Jessica Simpson’s ass says hello.  It probably should’ve gone to the gym first.  (Egotastic)
Retailers in the UK have started Metallica’s Death Magnetic a day ahead of schedule.  Unfortunately, I live on the opposite side of that big expanse of water.  (Ultimate Guitar)
Jenna Dewan decides a bikini is proper [...]