These Jennifer Aniston upskirt and see-through are ruined by those assholes known as “underwear” and “pasties.”  (Egotastic)
Holly Madison never disappoints.  Especially when she is wearing a shirt that seems to be designed for nipple slips.  (Hollywood Tuna)
Kim Kardashian’s ass is being deployed to the Persian Gulf.  Game, set, and match Iran.  (The Superficial)
Is that Juliana [...]

Turns out, Jessica Simpson is still really fucking hot when she puts on a bikini.  Who knew?!

Photo: Egotastic

Amid reports that Jessica Simpson’s country music career is already failing, let’s pause for a moment and celebrate the one thing Jessica is really good at; being a really hot blonde with huge tits.  It seems as though the roller coaster of hotness that Jessica rides is currently at the top of a hill (wow, [...]

Unfortunately, Jessica Simpson’s bikini decided to ruin the entire goddamn week by refusing to stay in the closet even though I spent 4 months diagraming how he could entertain himself while Jessica’s boobs saved the entire world.  That is why I think my legislation declaring it a crime against humanity for chicks of Jessica’s hotness [...]

So Jessica Simpson’s boobs decided to take their cleavage out on the town the other night dressed up in a tight little purple dress type thing something I hate fashion.  It’s clear to me now that we are dealing with some of the brightest minds of our generation when we analyze ze boobs, and I [...]