Since this little bastard was not the cocky asshat he is on the outside, the Pinellas County Jail is releasing Nick Bollea three months early because of good behavior.  Douchebags.  People reports:

Bollea, who has been serving an eight-month sentence at Pinellas County Jail in Clearwater, Fla., for reckless driving that led to an accident with [...]

Nick Hogan turns 18 on Sunday, and he’s getting the most deserving birthday present ever.  Namely, the chance for him to become someone’s bitch.  TMZ reports:
Bollea, who has been housed with other juveniles at Pinellas County Jail, will be moved to an adult facility on Sunday, aka his 18th birthday. It’s an open dormitory type [...]

Nick Hogan thinks that just because he doomed his friend, John Graziano, to a lifetime of assisted living he shouldn’t have to spend 8 months in solitary.  So, what was his genius plan to get himself on an even faster path to Hell you ask?  Whine like a little bitch.  The judge, however, did not [...]